remember that girl in actual real life anime club that would not shut up even though i blatantly told her to bec ause
remember when i was cool?
I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
my teacher told me this joke in 4th grade
my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.
everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin